Celeb-sessed.

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There was actually this one guy. This was a long time ago but he sent me a whole binder of documents saying that he’d legally changed his name to Lucius Malfoy, who plays my dad. And he wanted to adopt me! He wanted me to divorce my parents, change my name to Draco Malfoy and come live with him in his house.

There was actually this one guy. This was a long time ago but he sent me a whole binder of documents saying that he’d legally changed his name to Lucius Malfoy, who plays my dad. And he wanted to adopt me! He wanted me to divorce my parents, change my name to Draco Malfoy and come live with him in his house.

(Source: jaces, via jimhalpert)

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littlesleuth:

Amy Poehler | TIME 100 Gala

Adore her, but:
Who picked the bright orange background? Ickkk.

littlesleuth:

Amy Poehler | TIME 100 Gala

Adore her, but:

Who picked the bright orange background? Ickkk.

(via rufustfirefly)

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….oh mah god.
I’ve been watching it for 2 full minutes and I still keep getting a little tingle every time a new one flashes.

….oh mah god.

I’ve been watching it for 2 full minutes and I still keep getting a little tingle every time a new one flashes.

(via mrgolightly)

// from mrgolightly

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Well, this is a great city. It’s definitely the best city in Indiana, probably America, possibly the world.
Well, this is a great city. It’s definitely the best city in Indiana, probably America, possibly the world.

(via lindyco)

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goddess.

goddess.

(via lavscar)

// from lavscar

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bohemea:

January Jones: The Devil in Miss Jones - W by Craig McDean, May 2011

bohemea:

January Jones: The Devil in Miss Jones - W by Craig McDean, May 2011

// from bohemea

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Leslie Knope: The human emoticon.

Leslie Knope: The human emoticon.

(via shutupanddiehl)

// from conanofallon

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I can never watch this movie enough times!

I can never watch this movie enough times!

(via hellyeahjasonsegel)

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// from lauraliepina

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Phil: “In nature, fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they’re delicious? No. It’s because they want to give their female—bear, giraffe, what have you—the honeymoon they never had. Just to be clear, I’m not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.”Claire: “… What?” 

Phil: “In nature, fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they’re delicious? No. It’s because they want to give their female—bear, giraffe, what have you—the honeymoon they never had. Just to be clear, I’m not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.”
Claire: “… What?” 

(via -somerhalder)

// from oldpenhall